The girls in the family have learned a few “life lessons” in the past 24 hours. Here is a brief summary…
Tab
Life lesson #1: One should not push as hard, nor go quite as fast, when using a brand new potato peeler.
Life lesson #2: One should not adorn a new wound with Sponge Bob Square Pants Band-Aids when you have a toddler.
Life lesson #3: One should not leave their toddler unsupervised with a bowl of macaroni and cheese while they chat on facebook.
Emily
Life lesson #4: If you tell mom you brushed your teeth and you really didn’t, all she has to do is smell your breath.
Life lesson #5: When you are in trouble for LL#4 and doing chores to earn back privileges, don’t lie again and say you put things away; because all mom has to do is open the door to the toy closet.
Life lesson #6: When in trouble for previous LL #4 and #5, lying to mom about putting on chapstick is not a good idea when said chapstick is in mom’s hand.
Life lesson #7: MOM ALWAYS KNOWS!
Ainsley
Life lesson #8: If you eat macaroni and cheese with your hands and then wipe them in your hair, you get to have an afternoon bath.
Life lesson #9: If you jump really high in the bathtub and land on your butt, it makes mommy all wet.
Life lesson #10: When you squeeze mom’s Sponge Bob Square Pants Band-Aid it makes mommy sad.
Your kids are sooooo cute! Thanks for letting check out your blog. I added you to my blog list so I will be able to keep up with your lives better. Don't you love modern technology.
ReplyDeleteWe are still learning Macaroni and Cheese lessons at our house.
ReplyDeleteI just came across your blog!! Your posts are too funny! :)
ReplyDeleteHi Tab, your blog is way cute! This post was too funny, I love all the lessons!!
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