Quotable quotes...

Scene... on the way back from a church meeting, whole family is in the car. Dad is driving, Mom is next to him, kids in the back:

Matthew: "Mom, are you kind of like the co-pilot?"
Mom: "Well... uh... kinda..."
Dad: "Actually, she's the NAG-a-vator"
Mom: "Yeah, I'm the nagavator"

Dad starts to laugh quietly

Mom: "Wait a minute... no the navigator! You butt head!"
Dad: "OW!" Feeling the newly forming bruise on his arm, while still laughing.