The girls in the family have learned a few “life lessons” in the past 24 hours. Here is a brief summary…
Tab
Life lesson #1: One should not push as hard, nor go quite as fast, when using a brand new potato peeler.
Life lesson #2: One should not adorn a new wound with Sponge Bob Square Pants Band-Aids when you have a toddler.
Life lesson #3: One should not leave their toddler unsupervised with a bowl of macaroni and cheese while they chat on facebook.
Emily
Life lesson #4: If you tell mom you brushed your teeth and you really didn’t, all she has to do is smell your breath.
Life lesson #5: When you are in trouble for LL#4 and doing chores to earn back privileges, don’t lie again and say you put things away; because all mom has to do is open the door to the toy closet.
Life lesson #6: When in trouble for previous LL #4 and #5, lying to mom about putting on chapstick is not a good idea when said chapstick is in mom’s hand.
Life lesson #7: MOM ALWAYS KNOWS!
Ainsley
Life lesson #8: If you eat macaroni and cheese with your hands and then wipe them in your hair, you get to have an afternoon bath.
Life lesson #9: If you jump really high in the bathtub and land on your butt, it makes mommy all wet.
Life lesson #10: When you squeeze mom’s Sponge Bob Square Pants Band-Aid it makes mommy sad.
